![]() 07/14/2015 at 09:06 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
He just wants to know where his pizza is.
![]() 07/14/2015 at 09:09 |
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“Dude, you have delivered here like 5 times.”
![]() 07/14/2015 at 09:19 |
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“yes, I’ve disconnected the damn modem and plugged it back in!”
![]() 07/14/2015 at 09:25 |
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“Hi dad, you all omnipotent one. I've lost my car keys again. Ye', I know you bought me that whistle key finder thing but dad I can't whistle".
![]() 07/14/2015 at 09:32 |
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“Emergency? Yes, I’ve risen and now I can’t get down again, please send help"